Jeff Kaplan: Hi it’s Jeff from the Overwatch Team, and I’m here with a new update to start 2018 off right. Our new patch makes it so that if you main Mercy, Genji manifests in your home and kills you instantly. Fuck you.
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These two images give off similar but very different energies and I think about it constantly
The one on the left is more vindictive, the one on the right seeks redemption
This is what anxiety sounds like.
You know usual people say something like the comment above and I’m like “Ehhhh, I guess?” but this time its. super dead on.
if john mulaney was gay he’d be an almost perfect comedian. in the better timeline john mulaney is gay
the amount of people responding to this surprised he isnt gay only further proves this timeline isnt the right one and god made a big mistake
“I have a girlfriend now, uh, myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave and have walked and talked for 28 years. I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, “You marked that one gay, right?” and it was like, “Oh no! Was I supposed to?” and they were like, “Oh man, well this’ll be a very interesting person. This’ll be a very silly person.”” - John Mulaney, New In Town
watch this video and then try to tell me there is a god
The best part is when he turns the minion to face the camera & for a moment you think the minion is talking
how is this not intentional comedy
the drill is my favorite part omgggg 10/10 i would shop here

